google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
