Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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