new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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