They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
She's just so happy...and so naked.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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