Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Randomize
