he wants to bone in the snuggie
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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