there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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