My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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