I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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