yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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