I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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