I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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