Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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