so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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