pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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