whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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