There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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