That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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