now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
How's work?
Spinning.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
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The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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