New low: just hacked my moms facebook
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
they're like a gay fantastic four
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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