Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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