It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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