In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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