We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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