Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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