Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
