Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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