you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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