I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Someone came in the potted fern
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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