just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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