i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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