White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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