just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
My vagina is very pro this idea
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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