My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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