It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
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