How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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