i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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