We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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