Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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