there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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