Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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