I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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