i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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