so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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