I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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