This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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