He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
