Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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