Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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