Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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