at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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