what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
What a dumb baby whore.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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