So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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