butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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