Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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