This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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