we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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