They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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