tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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