I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Mom said you looked used
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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